A demented Captain Sully celebrates safe landing with a bottle of champagne. A man in slim-fit Dockers wields a Bunsen burner against wild prison girls. Japanese buffoons guffaw as minks on strings have their way with a staked tourist. Central Park strollers are left for dead after their meal at the Tavern on the Green (Ambiance 4 stars. Food 1 star) A living ship's figurehead is saved by an island-dwelling tan man with a burp gun. An unfortunate with no winter coat purloins a harpoon to fend off Big White so he can freeze in the arms of his mink-collar woman friend. An obviously insane Baron von Leprachaun comes hunting el-boffo game. And AGAIN with the fire, this time Shicklgrubers thug.
Every woman a wanton and every man a man wanting a women!
It is no WONDER magazines today are withering on the rack like tomato plants lacking water. There's no JUICE left at the newsstand. Where is MY Naked Daughter of Papua? When can I fend off Hitler's woman burner? (that fire gadget again!) What do I get? The new Swimsuit issue once a year and perennial world traveler Nat Geo? The Galapagos Islands AGAIN? Let's jazz things UP there Hearst. Stop putting do-little Jennifer Aniston on the cover and give us some red meat with our big media lies. We're MEN here.
Wildcat Adventures published for 5 years, and everyone of them was on the rack for impressionable ME. I didn't buy or read any…I used the library and these obviously did not meet the rigorous selection standards. Candar Publishing was responsible. I read the Hardy Boys instead.
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